Your dogs refuse their bones and give you the finger.
A Coopers Hawk attacks you and wins.
Someone new gives you the wrong pill.
Your ambulance faces the North South Wind and is late.
Satan stockpiles bullies to kick your ass.
Up in the sky the Gods sip whiskey and study the odds.
First published by Sacred Chickens
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